Cautionary tale )))

Read to the end, slid under the table )))).

A friend of mine, top, by the way, a manager at a large company, was in the hospital with a troubled trauma. Came to him in the hospital, he lied to friends that have suffered while skiing. Friends sympathized with him, wore orange and visited every day, because he was in this gloomy and depressed.

One day during office hours in his room, with a touching bouquet in hand, walked athletic girl.

Here, to everyone's amazement, there was a poor guy with the uniforms hysteria. He suddenly went foam was beating on his bed, threw the girl into a dropper, shook his fist and shouted curses.

The girl burst into tears and ran into the hospital corridor, where she was, sobbing, friends of the victim and questioned.

Bent with laughter, they returned to the ward, and pressed against the bed, the victim was forced to tell your friends about the awful truth.

In general, this man had a dream to seduce a female bodybuilder. A true bodybuilder, like those seen in Kachkovskii magazines - silly bathing suit on a pile of muscles, tone the body, ...

It happens to men. Take possession of some strange fantasy.

For the purpose of seduction, he joined the sports club where female bodybuilders were pretty. And soon one of them struck him in the heart of.

It was a curly-haired buffalo, with a strong back, well-developed delta, with steel hands and walk the statue. The habit of straining every muscle of the available protein and abundant food, enabled her to build a completely all known human muscles, not excluding the musculature of the face, making her lie at the mouth, characteristic of muscular folds.

That way, she really went. Especially when she smiled.

Other female bodybuilders were too much even Valkyries, but this was different from others that moan. Under the barbell, with dumbbells at the gym - it's always moaning. Quietly at first, and then all the fiercer and louder.

Powerful of all, she moaned with exercises at the press - turned a blind eye and fully surrendered to the process. 150-200 times, with slowly increasing volume, gradually reaching a repetition of the last top- up 'before'.

And she was spitting on others.

In general, it looked promising.

My friend went around a couple of months. All looking at and tried to figure how to come to Buffalo.

In the end, could not come up with anything original, and decided to storm it, as an ordinary girl - invited somewhere for coffee, flowers brought candy, whispered compliments.

And Valkyrie, steel, this buffalo, Iron Maiden, this Biruliovsky, swam a deliciously tenth grade.

The contrast between the external image of a woman with a paddle, and finding the inner girly in a dress, was impressive. The woman, who has decided not to stop the horse, but this horse to be, thrilled, blushed, and soaking.

In bed, they found themselves in the shortest time.

She began to moan already in the hall.

When it came to sex intoxicating, he realized that he had dreamed about this moment is not in vain. For the sake of the cost to buy a club card and a few months to sweat with heavy objects in their hands. Her physical strength is multiplied by temperament, gave a stunning result.

And then at the peak of the process when the buffalo came to the top ...

He did not manage to squeak as her body convulsed in a beat, she dropped the case in the two octaves and screamed at full volume, the siren voice of anti-. Steel for her hand squeezed his buns, ...

As they say, from ear to ear.

From Moscow to Alaska.

just in half.

Screech, the blood, an ambulance, all the cases.

Wanted man in the ass adventure, a man was required.

here. Instructive story I give now an illustration of an important topic that we all need to be careful what you wish for.